Tonight!!!!! DJ
Never-Heard-of-Him on the one’s and two’s with opening sets by DJ
This-Is-My-First-Time-Being-a-DJ and DJ I-Left-My-Wallet-at-Home-I’m-Just-Doing-This-for-the-Free-Redbull-Vodka! Top 40, House and Journey all night long.
Come get cray at Club Groundhog Day, where it’s the same
fucking thing every fucking night and it’s always about to go down! People are gonna MURDER BEATS tonight,
son!
Two for One drinks from 7-9, when it’s waaaay too early for
you to be at the club!
Appearances by that dead doctor from CSI Miami, Season 4, Episode 7 and your high school math teacher!!
Hosted by two dudes that think having their name on this
flyer makes their penis large!!!
Official after party of Disney on
Ice!
Sponsored by Pancake Flavored Vodka and Heart Attack Energy
Drink!
Celebrating the birthdays of Tommy V-Neck and 12 other
people who have the same birthday but didn’t make me put their name on this
flyer.
For bottle service call Allison BigBoobs where she will charge
you 300 dollars for a bottle of vod that cost us 22! Woooo! Purchase a table and get a free temporary Mike Tyson face tattoo!
So guys, come out and try to get laid tonight! Ladies, come out and fend off over-cologned
boners! These DJ’s are gonna murder you! things!! the music.
Message me to get on the list that anybody in the free world
who messages me to get on… can get on… and means pretty much nothing but your
name on a piece of paper. No line, no
cover; because we don’t have lines or covers, we just like to say that.
And don’t miss tomorrow night with DJ
Anyone-Can-Be-a-DJ-Nowadays, we’re doin' it allllllll over again, son! Come get some! Leggooooo!
Strict dress code: No hats or earmuffs.
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Son.
Son.
