This Is Your Brain, This Is Your Brain On Charlie Sheen

As I'm sure the rest of "Middle America" did, I too Tivo'd and watched the Charlie Sheen interview on 20/20 last night (twice.) I'm sure this train wreck will stop being such a spectacle in a couple of days but right now its just too fucking hard to turn my head. That being said, I'm about 30 IQ points up since last night's episode, here's what I learned...

-One must be extremely cautious when taking the new designer drug known as 'Charlie Sheen' (insert jazz hands.)  If you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It’s supposed to be awwwesome!

-There really are droopy eyed armless children out there.

-While I was mistaking Charlie's brain for ate up, it turns out its just a “highly evolved brain.” Ah, that makes more sense.
-Chuck Sheen does in fact have tiger blood and Adonis DNA, I Googled it, duh.
-Tiger Blood + Adonis DNA = Magic
-Magic = Winning
-Hookers accept credit cards.
-The devil takes Ambien instead of Asprin.
-You can drink water through your eyes.
-"It’s on" ...always.

-The cure to everything is to simply close your eyes and change your brain, duh.

-If Charlie really likes you he will hug you and rub your head.
-The set of Two and a Half Men smells of chicken pot pie.
-Charlie Sheen doesn't sue for cash, he sues for gold and toupees... by the ton.
-Chuck's brain fires in a way that is maybe not part of this particular terrestrial realm. I knew it!

Observations:
-Mel Gibson reached out to help Charlie Sheen. Oh good, there is hope... NOT! Two cracked out, prejudice, bi-winners... talk about the epitome of the blind leading the blind.
-Hot Shots Part Deux was never mentioned during this interview proving this flick is too often overlooked and highly underestimated.
-Charlie Sheen recycles; he reuses his plastic water bottles... as ash trays.

Final Thought: Who would win in a thumb war, Chuck Sheen or Chuck Norris?

 

 

This is your brain on Charlie Sheen



 

"Dying's for fools" -Charlie Sheen

WARNING: Charlie Sheen will self-destruct in 3... 2...

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Tommy Boy

When I hear the name Tom Ford one word comes to mind, GENIUS! This man deserves a Nobel for what he's done with his Spring/Summer 2010 Menswear Collection. The cuts are not for just any guy, they're for a narrow and daring young man. The length of his swim trunks are not for the bashful boys and his prints are not for the pointdexters. He makes a popped collar look elegant and a bowtie, smashing. Metro-sexual has never looked so good.

I'm anxiously awaiting the former Gucci Womenswear Designer and Creative Director's launch for us girls. Last fall Mr. Ford told Women’s Wear Daily that he was still seeking financiers for his women's wardrobe but a little European birdie has chirped that Ford has begun recruiting designers for his forthcoming launch. Although Ford's garb can easily cost an arm and a leg... at least your other arm and leg look fabulous once you're dressed.

Menswear Spring/Summer 2010 Lookbook

Tom, love you, love your SUITS.

Take Me Home

I'm in love with Nicole Richie's, House of Harlow 1960, vintage inspired jewelry.  House of Harlow is the best thing to happen to jewelry since the Candy Necklace and the Ring Pop.  I can't get enough of her triangle tribal necklace, stackable rings and her perfect pave pieces.  I don the black tribal necklace and I just discovered that it's gold plated on the back so with a little shimmy shine, this piece is reversible.  House of Harlow 1960 is available at ShopKitson.com.

Black Tribal Necklace at Kitson - $125

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